The Holy Birthing Box

A few months ago, in a chat I can only vaguely remember, a birthing box came into play. Now my memory isn't quite what it should be, but I do believe it started in reference to Frankie the Ferret and how his birthplace was in fact a cardboard box.

Somehow I turned it into Viola Cooper having the Tavvie baby in a cardboard box because Octavius didn't love her or something. It's hard to remember, I may have been hopped up on the Zotz at that point. Anyways, long story short, the 'birthing box' reference was born, and I still like to bring it into play to this day. I find that nothing riles up Crutchurtle more than saying Cooper is hanging out in the birthing box.

The birthing box made a special appearance this evening and I felt it only fair to share:


Tiffers:
*crawls into the cooper birthing box and cries*
Crutchurtle:
*drags her out* YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT, YOU WHORE!
Crutchurtle:
no birthing box for you!
Tiffers:
LMAO
Crutchurtle:
(insert mean scary teeth baring smilie here)
Tiffers:
*draws Mara a birthing box in her letter*
Nicmouse:
oh jeebus...
Nicmouse:
i like how saying she's pregnant when she's not made her a whore...
Crutchurtle:
she is claiming to be with child.
Crutchurtle:
she has never done anything to get herself in this condition.
Nicmouse:
yep, totally makes her a whore.
Crutchurtle:
fine.
Tiffers:
LMAO
Nicmouse:
LOL
Crutchurtle:
GET OUT OF THE BIRTHING BOX, YOU COCKTEASE!
Crutchurtle:
better?
Crutchurtle:
*halo*
Nicmouse:
LMAO
Nicmouse:
OMG
Nicmouse:
*dies*
Crutchurtle:
put THAT in your blog, biyatch


And so I did! Please take an extra moment to note that I take extreme offense to my morals being in question by laughing the entire time.

Oh birthing box how I love thee...