Jerry + His Girls = One Messy Stage

Tonight we were playing the ever popular either/or game, where you have to choose the lesser of two evils. Whether it be a person to shag, or a series of books, you have to commit to one answer. Things turned slightly awkward though when we turned it to a more personal note, and ended up writing our very own Jerry Springer script.


Nicmouse says:
fine, i shall ask:
Nicmouse says:
Nicmouse or Nick?
Nicmouse says:
Nick
Bizzler says:
Nicmouse
Tiffers says:
Nick
Crutchurtle says:
BOTH!!!!
Nicmouse says:
lol
Tiffers says:
ROFL
Crutchurtle says:
*wails*
Crutchurtle says:
it's my FANTASY!
Nicmouse says:
LMAO
Crutchurtle says:
hookay, fine then. *turns tables on her wife and her wife on a table. *
Crutchurtle says:
Kaylon or Bizzy's brother!
Nicmouse says:
woot!
Nicmouse says:
oh fuck
Crutchurtle says:
bwahahahaha!
Nicmouse says:
Race
Bizzler says:
Kaylon
Tiffers says:
Race
Bizzler says:
Obvioulsy
Crutchurtle says:
(no one else has to answer)
Nicmouse says:
ew, dirty
Crutchurtle says:
that was really just for her.
Tiffers says:
I don't know what kaylon looks like
Bizzler says:
rofl
Nicmouse says:
meh
Nicmouse says:
he's average
Crutchurtle says:
see, both of them are funny to scream
Nicmouse says:
you know what would dhappen?
Bizzler says:
Okay, you're done
Crutchurtle says:
soooo....
Nicmouse says:
bizz, this will be icky
Tiffers says:
RACE!!! to the finish line!
Tiffers says:
LMAO
Bizzler says:
YOU ARE DONE
Nicmouse says:
cover your eyes!
Crutchurtle says:
Raina.
Nicmouse says:
i would end up saying "racer"
Nicmouse says:
which is my cat's name at home
Nicmouse says:
lmao
Bizzler says:
*DIES*
Tiffers says:
ROFL
Crutchurtle says:
do you EVER think we are having sex with your brother?
Crutchurtle says:
no
Crutchurtle says:
clearly not
Tiffers says:
LMAO
Nicmouse says:
bahahahaha
Crutchurtle says:
Tiffers already has crabs
Tiffers says:
HEY!
Crutchurtle says:
she doesn't need herpes.
Nicmouse says:
*fucking dies*
Bizzler says:
omfg stop *covers eyes*
Crutchurtle says:
*mutters* fucking disease riddled family.....
Nicmouse says:
lmao
Tiffers says:
rofl
Bizzler says:
LMAO
Nicmouse says:
lol
Nicmouse says:
Crutchurtle, i think it's still you
Tiffers says:
oh Bizzler, we'll never even meet your brother, let alone get drunk enough to think sleeping with him is a good idea
Nicmouse says:
rofl
Nicmouse says:
true
Bizzler says:
Oh JESUS LORD
Nicmouse says:
LMAO
Tiffers says:
I don't think all the alcohol in the world would work
Bizzler says:
Thank god
Crutchurtle says:
this is fun to scare her like this though.
Nicmouse says:
rofl
Bizzler says:
I'm glad my horror amuses you
Nicmouse says:
it does
Crutchurtle says:
Bizzler, I found my solution. I don't need to run, I don't need a weapon, I'll just take off all my clothes.
Tiffers says:
would almost be funny to have Crutchurtle friend Race on facebook and have her relationship status be married to him
Nicmouse says:
LMAO
Bizzler says:
ROFL
Nicmouse says:
OMG
Nicmouse says:
*dies*
Nicmouse says:
i think i need to sleep
Bizzler says:
His girlfriend is so dumb she'd be like, "WHEN DID YOU GET MARRIED?? I HATE YOU!"
Tiffers says:
LMAO
Crutchurtle says:
I cannot marry him. I'd have a thing for my sister in law, and you KNOW that gets you on Springer.
Nicmouse says:
lmao
Tiffers says:
you better not touch my wife
Bizzler says:
lmao
Crutchurtle says:
"So, Race, your wife has something to tell you" *crowd goes ooooooooh*
Tiffers says:
ROFL
Bizzler says:
LMAO
Crutchurtle says:
"Your sister and I shower together!"
Bizzler says:
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Crutchurtle says:
*gets shot by Tiff in a jealous rage*
Nicmouse says:
rofl
Crutchurtle says:
*bodyguards tackle her*
Crutchurtle says:
*hopefully Nicmouse is sobbing over my body*
Tiffers says:
LMAO
Nicmouse says:
lol
Crutchurtle says:
Race screams "WHAT THE FUCK DID i MARRY INTO!!!" and runs from the stage.
Crutchurtle says:
it gets messy.

I don't know about you, but I would totally Tivo that shit!