In honor of all the stupid, maddening things said in MSN chats over the last year, I bring to you what will surely be a very entertaining collection to show how completely and utterly insane we all are. Don't worry, your identities will be protected by yours truly. In honor of this new blog, I give you a finer moment of the night from dear sweet Bizzler.
This link might explain why I was even talking about Clifford to begin with: http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1735418
Tiffers says:
awww I forgot about clifford
Tiffers says:
what a freaky ass dog
Bizzler says:
Awwww, Clifford
Bizzler says:
I always wanted a huge dog like that
Bizzler says:
But I wanted him so he could eat people I didnt like
Bizzler says:
Which I dont think happened in those books....
I will be going back through many and many chat logs to bring you more entertainment!
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I think those books would have sold way more copies had Clifford been a man-eater. Really is a shame. Hopefully when they make the CGI movie the director will be smart enough to make this small amendment to the story. I'll be there opening night for sure. :D
I'm with Bizzy. There aren't many dogs who can pull off the 'eating people' thing and it's a shame that Clifford's true talents have not been recognised. I mean, you wouldn't be able to see Spot doing that, would you? No. Poor Clifford. Poor unappreciated Clifford.
Bethy's right. Spot doesn't have the balls to be Clifford... and Clifford wasn't given the balls to eat people. I say the Crew writes a parody in honor of Clifford: The Big, Red, Man-Eating Dog with Balls like Spot.
Wait... would Clifford having Spot's balls be wrong? I mean, technically speaking...Spot doesn't have the balls Cliffy does to eat people... but Cliffy wasn't given balls.. UNLESS of course.. Clifford's balls are really Spot's spots.... and then there are plenty of man-eating balls to go around. O_O
I loved the Clifford Cartoon Show
Frumpologist - I feel you might be onto something. I think you should investigae that... perhaps write a thesis. I can tell there's some award-winning journalism in your ideas.
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