TIME CATS!!!

For the sake of my (remaining) sanity, Crutchurtle will be abbreviated to the letter C. And now I give you pure, uncensored epicness.


C says:
do you know what I totally have an unreasonable, inexplicable craving for right now?
C says:
Snickers ice cream bars.
Bizz says:
OMG
C says:
I could eat like, three.
Bizz says:
Those are so fucking good
Bizz says:
I havent had one in YEARS
C says:
I haven't either.
C says:
but this snickers ice cream from the local place has been sticking with me.
C says:
and now I crave the idea of it.
C says:
in any form.
Bizz says:
mmmmmmmm
Bizz says:
damn it
C says:
I know.
C says:
now you want one too.
C says:
and we've yet to perfect our passing shit through our monitors technology even for brownies.
Bizz says:
Yeah what the hell
C says:
I can't imagine ice cream would fare any better
Bizz says:
It's gotta work one of these times
C says:
yeah, but should it fail, ice cream... you know.... actually causes DAMAGE to my computer.
Bizz says:
fucking A, where is that damn teleport already?? What year is it? Shouldn't we have one of those by now?
C says:
2008. we SO should. maybe by 2010
Bizz says:
We better.
Bizz says:
I bet Stephen Hawking totally already has one in his garage.
C says:
so how many years would those have to be in existence for you to agree they're safe enough to travel by?
C says:
because I mean, you know people thought automobiles and airplanes were death traps for ages.
C says:
and this is actually transporting your molecules and junk.
C says:
not just something you're traveling IN
Bizz says:
um...I basically just need to see a trial run
Bizz says:
And if the dude doesnt come out all inverted or something then I'm good to go
C says:
but what if the dude doesn't, but someone else somewhere does??
C says:
do you stop using it?
Bizz says:
Well first I'd have to make sure there werent any flies in there with me. I do NOT want that happening.
C says:
or spiders.
Bizz says:
OMG
Bizz says:
I would just kill myself
C says:
da na na na na na na na SPIDER GIRLLLLL!
Bizz says:
LMAO
C says:
(you knew that was the batman theme, yes? ^_^)
Bizz says:
Yes
C says:
wheeeee!!!
C says:
we're equally retarded!!!! XD
Bizz says:
It reminded me of when Peter did it and crawled on the clothesline
C says:
LMAO
C says:
not. sexy.
Bizz says:
No. rofl
Bizz says:
So wait, someone somewhere else would get inverted? How does that make sense?
C says:
not related.
Bizz says:
You're clearly misinformed when it comes to teleport mechanics.
C says:
I mean, like, okay, you saw a succesful airplane flight.
C says:
awesome.
C says:
but there HAVE been plane crashes.
Bizz says:
Ohhhhhhh
Bizz says:
Well what if there's only one teleport machine
C says:
that sucks balls. what's the point in only one teleport machine?
Bizz says:
And it works totally fine the first time when I force someone else to go before me.
C says:
you can't even get ANYWHERE if there's only one.
Bizz says:
Well it'll be MINE
Bizz says:
Oh
Bizz says:
Well then you have the other one
C says:
you have to go from one machine to the other, don't you?
C says:
whoah whoah whoah
C says:
I don't want a teleport machine
Bizz says:
WHAT?
C says:
what if some dudes from the future come through it and kill me?!?!
Bizz says:
How will we send awesome shit to each other?
Bizz says:
Pfffff, if anyone comes to visit you from the future it'll be me
C says:
okay, I'll have one that's like, the size of a microwave.
C says:
MY POINT EXACTLY!
Bizz says:
And I'll tell you not to get on the plane or something
C says:
ROFL
Bizz says:
AND SAVE YOUR LIFE
C says:
you'll KILL ME THREE TIMES YOU WHORE!
Bizz says:
LMAO
Bizz says:
I'll be like Marty McFly
Bizz says:
Or the Professor dude
C says:
or the Iranian motherfuckers with machine guns....
Bizz says:
Wait...A MICROWAVE?
Bizz says:
You want a pansy teleport machine
C says:
one that can't fit KILLERS through it!!!
Bizz says:
Okay, well what if a killer house cat decided to come back? HMMMM???
Bizz says:
What then
Bizz says:
You're screwed that's what
Bizz says:
So you might as well just get a big one
Bizz says:
/teleport logic
C says:
you think Nic's going to breed those?
Bizz says:
besides I'm totally gonna want to come back from the future to hang with you
C says:
in like, 2050 or something?
C says:
and send one back to kill me?
Bizz says:
I sense an awesome movie idea forming
C says:
where's Karl?
Bizz says:
KARL! He needs to be in on this, seriously
Bizz says:
We'll get Clive Warren
C says:
to play the HOUSECAT?! :P there's no WAY he'll fit in a microwave.
Bizz says:
ROFL
C says:
I think I just outed myself as more insane than you with that one, didn't I?
Bizz says:
He'll be the sexy renegade government agent who got fired for being a badass and now has to earn back the respect of his colleagues.
Bizz says:
And I will play the love interest
C says:
ohhhhh
Bizz says:
*smod*
C says:
what the hell do I do then?
C says:
get killed by a cat?
C says:
this movie is LAME
Bizz says:
This movie is AWESOME
Bizz says:
It'll be called TIME CATS!

And that is how a perfectly normal conversation turns into one that is batshit insane. Seriously though, that would be an awesome movie.