Luna: Pet or Food?

As I am sure most of you are aware, Crutchurtle has a pet radish on facebook, and if you weren't aware of that, I just told you. Now, Luna, as this radish has been named, is quite honestly a BAMF (if you don't know what a BAMF is, please slap yourself on the forehead for being a moron, and never return to my blog. Thanks.) Tonight I made the mistake of questioning the idea of a radish as a pet, and oh boy was I put in my place.


Tiffers says:
awww Luna is rosy-cheeked
Crutchurtle says:
hmm?
Tiffers says:
your radish
Tiffers says:
is rosy-cheeked
Crutchurtle says:
is she?
Tiffers says:
yeah
Crutchurtle says:
she's a good little radish, Luna.
Tiffers says:
I still find it funny that we pet her
Crutchurtle says:
why?
Crutchurtle says:
she's my pet!
Tiffers says:
she's a radish!
Tiffers says:
you don't pet vegetables
Crutchurtle says:
how dare you!
Crutchurtle says:
fuck you Tiffers, fuck you.
Nicmouse says:
whoa
Crutchurtle says:
She said that they shouldn't pet my fluff friend because she's a vegetable, not animal!
Nicmouse says:
ROFL
Nicmouse says:
okay, you scared me for real
Tiffers says:
I just think it should be called something else
Tiffers says:
like...pruning
Crutchurtle says:
pffft.
Tiffers says:
or something
Crutchurtle says:
don't you come at her with a knife.
Nicmouse says:
omg, wtf did you bring me into?
Tiffers says:
ROFL
Crutchurtle says:
she will bust a cap in your ASS
Nicmouse says:
LMAO
Tiffers says:
I'm sorry she went off!
Tiffers says:
it was so unexpected!
Nicmouse says:
*dies*
Crutchurtle says:
don't you apologize for me!
Crutchurtle says:
I'll just stop petting Turkleton, how will that be?
Tiffers says:
I wonder if he will die
Tiffers says:
if I don't feed him
Tiffers says:
then I get some pet tofu or some crap like that
Nicmouse says:
you people are weird with your facebook pets
Nicmouse says:
i need a snack
Crutchurtle says:
I LOVE my facebook pet!
Crutchurtle says:
she's SO much more polite and friendly than Tiffers'
Nicmouse says:
i just think they're weird altogether, lol *resists facebook applications*
Tiffers says:
that's cause my pet is racist
Crutchurtle says:
and rude.
Tiffers says:
I am not gonna defend his actions to the likes of you
Nicmouse says:
i have no good snack food
Tiffers says:
I was considering getting a tootsie pop
Nicmouse says:
i want carbs
Crutchurtle says:
I was considering punching you in the FACE.

Looks like Crutchurtle has been picking up pointers from Bizzler.....