TitaNicmouse!

I decided that this blog entry would be a few random conversations that have occured lately that I found to be humorous. The title of this blog come from my way awesome Microsoft Word program that decided to change the word 'Titanic' to 'TitaNicmouse' when I was using the replace feature to change the names of the conversation participants to shield the innocent. You didn't really need to hear that story, but I wanted to tell it, so deal with it.


-This first one is pretty easy to figure out, I was reading about the death of one of the last two remaning Titanic survivors, and Bizzler decided to show God exactly why she deserves to send eternity with Satan.

Tiffers says:
only one titanic survivor still living!
Tiffers says:
now I wanna watch titanic
Bizzler says:
It would probably be mean to take them on a cruise and get everyone on the boat to start running around screaming that it's sinking, huh?
Tiffers says:
hell......that's where you belong
Bizzler says:
I've accepted it


- I find this next one funny, because I can imagine us all sitting at our computers with a glassy eyed expression as we attempted to figure out what we were supposed to be telling the Nun.

The Nun says:
Okay, what's the first thing you think of when I say "A data mart is to a data warehouse, as layers are to an _ _ _ _ _."
Nicmouse says:
hangman. it looks like hangman. *is stupid*
Crutchurtle says:
cake doesn't have five letters, Nun
Bizzler says:
Can I buy a vowel?
Crutchurtle says:
onion?
The Nun says:
Omg if this is the responses i get on Monday, I’m getting an F
Tiffers says:
well we aren't taking the class
Tiffers says:
so we are a little lost
The Nun says:
*seriously fucking dies*
Crutchurtle says:
we don't know what a data walmart IS
The Nun says:
I cannot breathe
Crutchurtle says:
or a data warehouse
The Nun says:
yes onion is correct
Crutchurtle says:
YAAAAAAY!


-This next one is actually courtesy of Crutchturtle and a conversation she heard between two woman while she was working one day! :D

Two women conversing on how much they hate their AA sponsors:

Genius #1:
She just keeps telling me it's a disease and you gotta battle it like you battle cancer or shit like that. She says it's heriditary. Fuck that, it's so stupid when people think that things like this are hereditary.
Genius #2:
Hey, is your brother still in jail?
Genius #1:
Yep.


-Last, but not least, this last one was inspired when Bizzler gave me a "baby" as a free gift on Facebook. Okay, okay, so I may have given her a poisonous Turkey as a free gift first, but nobody wants a freaking baby!


Tiffers says:
I DON'T WANT A BABY!
Bizzler says:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Bizzler says:
S'what you get
Tiffers says:
THIS IS WAR ZIPPO!
Bizzler says:
For giving me a poisonous turkey
Bizzler says:
Oh I'm so frightened
Tiffers says:
where is the giant STD Man Junk when you need it *grumbles*
Bizzler says:
Yeah, how could they have not made THAT a gift
Bizzler says:
Geez
Tiffers says:
losers
Tiffers says:
pfft!
Bizzler says:
Lame
Crutchurtle says:
you know what?
Crutchurtle says:
War Zippo sounds like the brother that Bizzler must keep in the closet.
Crutchurtle says:
Race, War,
Bizzler says:
Hey, that's pretty cool
Bizzler says:
War Zippo. He must be where I got the cannon from.

Well, that is all I have for now, I hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving! Watch out for those poisonous Turkeys!