Best One Liners

Just as the title suggests, tonight I find myself wanting to show some of the wonderful and crazy one-liners that we have aquired over time. Sometimes there is more attached, but alas I am lazy and find myself only wanting to share the funny bits. So here they are, in all of their glory!

The Nun:
How do you feel about rewriting the story to occur in the outback? I could do kangaroos [The Nun on her amazing graphics skills]

Crutchurtle says:
Mine [Grandma] had purse mints. Which are mints with lint and a slight metallic tang

Tiffers says:
*uses a crazy man calf manuever to send her flying on her back* TAKE THAT YOU ARIZONA FLOOZY!

Bizzler says:
Pettigrew sucks. *throws a rock at his head*

The Nun says:
I am a graphics god... bow down to me.

Bizzler says:
William will sew little caterpillars to your FACE!

Cructhurtle says:
but my question is: HOW THE FUCK DID THEY MAKE ORLANDO BLOOM LOOK HOT ENOUGH FOR ME TO WANT TO SHAG HIM SENSELESS?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

Nicmouse says:
pirate hooker...i was one of those last week

Bizzler says:
*stares at her stash* Everyone steals from me. *sigh*

The Nun:
Looks more like sand... could dung have been swept into a tree by a tsunami instead of in the forbidden forest, that explains the croc chasing her too.

Crutchurtle says:
*bleepity wonk waow bleep* (that means 'how DARE you, Madame)

Tiffers says:
You cake bitch!

Bizzler says:
I think you should put that you live in the United States of Scribbie. I'm a generous ruler, only hang people on Sundays.

The Nun:
Go back to your birthing box!!!

Crutchurtle says:
You'll both be like, little old ladies in your rocking chairs. And out of the blue, The Nun will reach over and grab your boob, and you'll laugh, and cough, and die.

Bizzler says:
I had a dream where Nic got married to Kaylon. ROFL And all of us went to her wedding. *dies*

Tiffers says:
Hey now...big boobs don't make you a blonde-headed ditz who can't spell her freaking retarded food sounding name like Cookie or Muffin.

The Nun:
On pantsless dung? you'e never wanted to experiece the wonder of a big schlong?

Tiffer says:
I'll staple egg rolls to YOUR FACE!!!

Bizzler says:
She didn't have no legs!!!

Nicmouse says:
Also, everyone should listen to Willy Nelson and marvel at the fact that he's still alive after being that drunk and stoned for so many years.

This is just the tip of the iceburg, I will be doing my best to round up some more! :D